There is a serious crime problem affecting people over 50 and there seems to be a conspiracy to keep it a secret. Let me know if this has happened to you. The more evidence we can uncover the more of a case we can make.
It’s robbers. These robbers specialize in people over 50 and they steal glasses and keys and worst of all they steal words. Somehow they steal words right from the tip of our tongues.
My husband uncovered this problem and named it first. They started taking his stuff before they started taking mine. He’s a pretty easy target.
That is hilarious.
I have those robbers. They mostly target my glasses, but sometimes it is my cup of coffee in the morning. Right now they have my pruning shears